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There has to be some sort of explanation for moments when the laws of grammar, punctuation, spelling and sometimes even logic itself suddenly no longer apply. You must get to the bottom of this scientific mystery. You apply for a research grant, and turn half of your living quarters into a laboratory, in which you feverishly slave away, looking for the answers to questions that don’t seem to end. You also remove the dead ocelot from the back of your neck. That thing was starting to smell.

  Finally, after 3 months of research, you manage to complete a paper on your findings on the unusual workings of the universe.  In it, you theorize that the state of the universe is determined by all-powerful, keyboard tapping entities that can bend the universe to their fickle whims.  You state that there are an infinite number of these "tappers" each one of them building a new scenario whenever you make a choice, and that each choice you make creates 3 separate parallel universes in which you acted differently.

  You go on to state that because no two of the theoretically infinite tappers are alike, each of them will alter the universe in a unique way.  While most of these tappers are reasonably skilled at creating a reality that at least follows along with previous events, some tappers are, to put it bluntly, idiots.  Their poor grammar, faulty logic, and love of incredibly stupid humor causes flaws to occur in the fabric of the universe, such as changes in tense, and lack of punctuation.

  Needless to say, your theory is a huge hit in the scientific community.  You submit your theory to several scientific publications, and as a result, eventually win a Nobel Prize, and the 1,000,000 gold that comes with it.  Congratulations, you’re now an esteemed member of the scientific community, as well as filthy stinking rich!

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