Offer your secretary a 'spong bath' (wink, wink)

As you leave your office to seduce your secretary with your new, attractive form, you suddenly realize with horror that as you've turned into a sponge, everyone else in the world have turned into sponge-eating monsters!

Is it some sort of cosmic retribution for enslaving mankind?

You'll have plenty of time to ponder that later. Meanwhile, the sponge-eating monster that was once your secretary jumps at you, fork and knife at ready.

Level 6 WIP Options Needs Rewrite.