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Shoot the Leader
The Rocket FWOOSHES out of the Launcher and hits the Leader dead on. Amid the massive explosion a ton of gibblets rain from the spot the leader had recently occupied. The rest of the PETA people stare in complete shock. Then, while you load another rocket into the Launcher, they begin to chant. It when a little something like this...
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Your new rocket loaded, you take aim and simply massacre the remaining PETA faithful. As the last gib falls to the earth a thousand children rush forward and carry you out of the Bunker. Among other things, you hear them say things like, "You're my Hero!" "Can you show me how you did that?" "YAY!!!" "OOOOHHHH...What does this button do?"
Too late, you realize that you've dropped your Rocket Launcher and one of the children has lifted it up and is playing with the buttons. And then it dawns on you...The Launcher holds TWO Rockets. Your famous last words? "Aw, Crap."