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Grab that enormous slab that looks vaguely like a sword.
You grab an enormous slab of metal that prehaps some kind of mountain troll could use as a sword. Those evil, evil mountain trolls.
"Ah," says Al, "You've got a lot of Guts, going for the Cloud Strife look."
"Are we going to make vague Anime references, or are we going to learn? Come on, I want to stick this in something until it bleeds and dies."
"Excellent, you've already got the right mindset!" He pauses to find the right words, then continues, "Right. Well with these swords you pretty much have to chop and hope for the best. On the bright side it's virtually impossible to parry a sword this huge. On the downside you can't parry either. Although you might be able to hide behind it."
"You're going to have to try speaking english this time," You hear yourself say, "Obviously there's no way that what you said was in any known language."
"Hmm." he replies to himself, "I'll have to go with the preschool approach."
Time Passes...
Congratulations! You learned a new skill: Chop and Dodge!