And you thought that the 1 ton tortoises where not that fast eather

you call for help, and who else showes, the incredabally, to slow, slower then the 1 ton tortoie man. He arives, only after the tortoie has run over you and is at least 20 stepes ahead of where you where flatend into a pancake. He calls for back up.

 "Please Help me, my slowness has killed a man/woman, and I can't tell anymore...Please anyone" 

 "I come to the rescuse, I am The incredebly dirty man, with the side kick THE DUST BUNNY GIRLS."  

 even though you are "dead" you freeze and your mind goes somewhere else for a moment and you crack a smile... 	

GAME OVER

Try Again?

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