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And You Thought That the One Ton Tortoises Were Not That Fast Either
You call for help, and who else shows, the incredibly, to slow, slower then the 1 ton tortoise man. He arrives, only after the tortoise has run over you and is at least 20 steps ahead of where you where flattened into a pancake. He calls for back up.
"Please Help me, my slowness has killed a man/woman, and I can't tell anymore...Please anyone"
"I come to the rescue, I am The incredibly dirty man, with the side kick THE DUST BUNNY GIRLS."
Even though you are "dead" you freeze and your mind goes somewhere else for a moment and you crack a smile...
GAME OVER