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Throw a party.
A party could get that spark back into your life! You send out invitations to everybody on your street. "Superdarklord Party! Come or be crushed by the mighty Superdarklord!" They proclaim.
The day of the Party arrives, and your guests show up as expected. Well, some of them did anyways, enough to throw a cool party with. It’s a little awkward at first but then people start to mingle and soon you’re all having a grand time. You’re just about to start the Karaoke finals when suddenly someone knocks on the front door. "I’ll be right back," you say to your guests, "Apparently someone is running late." You open your door to see a dark, shadowy figure, wearing a trench coat and dark glasses. "Cool party," the mystery man says, "Why wasn’t I invited?" With that, the mysterious visitor removes his dark glasses and reveals himself to be… RONNY WALLBANK! "Ronny!" you gasp, "How did you know I was throwing a swinging shindig?!" "Fool!" Ronny bellows, "I’ve been keeping my eyes on you, Superdarklord! I have known about your swinging shindigs for some time now! And what I want to know is… Why wasn’t I invited?!" "I didn’t know where to send your invitation," You respond. "The postal service doesn’t deliver to your secret lair, and as far as I know, you don’t have a post office box." "Oh." Ronny responds. An awkward moment follows, in which you consider your options. You could defeat Ronny in an epic battle, or you could just let him in, and enjoy the party.