Buy the Tainted Matchstick of Evil

"Be warned", the boothkeeper says, "That the Tainted Matchstick of Evil will bring you great powers, but will also currupt your soul." Paying no attention to his words of warning, you buy the Matchstick. As you wield it, you feel... different. You're now pretty much like your old self, only with a currupted soul. You feel a great need to call yourself Overon the Dull, and talk constantly about the weather.

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