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Ask the Goblin King for a favor
Sigh... It's just like you to be all cross and unhelpful. Fine. You ask the Goblin King for a favor.
"Goblin King, Goblin King, I wish for a case of beer and $20!"
The Goblin King appears, in all his 80's Big Hair Glory. "Who the hell are you?" He asks angrily, "I thought I was supposed to hook up with Jennifer Connolly!"
"Tough cookies," you say, "Hand over The Price."
The Goblin King stands and pouts theatrically. Obviously it's going to take more than mere wit to get anything out of this guy.