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Too bad for you, the vertical shaft has a two way fork. And you just happen to land right on the edge of the divider.

Might I say, OW!!!!!!!!!!

 Delierious with pain from the you-know-where, you slowly topple over to the right and fall head first into a vat of blue goo with little blue sparklies rising from it. You emerge a few minutes later as a Phazon elite, armed with a big plasma cannon, an earthquake generator, a weird thing that annoys the crap out of things because ot sucks up attacks, and a cool, black carpace.  

You climb out of the vat and begin trudging through the place, encountering tunnels that are far too small for you and multicolored doors that you need to shoot to open.

 One of these doors suddenly opens and Interstellar bounty hunter Samus Aran runs into the room. She immediately beings peppering you with small, annoying bits of energy. You activate your annoying shield and attempt to get close enough to smash Samus, but your massive size prevents you from taking more than 1 step every two seconds. Aran circles you, constantly firing her little gun at you, which does absolutely nothing thanks to your annoying shield.  	

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