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With a gentle "Bamf!" Johnny Wallbank appears. He takes one look at you, sighs and says "What now?"

  "Hey Johnny," you say, "I dare you to use this terrifying dark relic."

  "What's it do?" asks Johnny, as he eyes you suspiciously.

  "It grants you a single wish."

  "Well... okay," Says Johnny.  Then, to the relic, he says, "I wish for one Zillion gold!"

  Immediately, a pile of one zillion gold appears beside Johnny.  It's like, five meters tall and twenty meters wide.  Apparently the wish aspect of the relic is definitely true.

  Unfortunately, poor Johnny does not get to enjoy his gold for very long.  For as soon as the pile appeared a portal to the underworld opened in the earth.  You can only watch in horror as a terrible scaly arm emerges from the black portal, and thrusts itself into Johnny's torso, obviously attempting to take his soul.  Fortunately for Johnny, he was summoned, meaning that the Monster arm's attack unsummoned him instead of taking his soul.  and Fortunately for you, the demon arm gives up on soul gathering when Johnny disappears, instead of going after you.  The terrible hand retracts into the portal, and then the portal disappears altogether.

  After you finish being shaken by this horrifying experience, you realize that the one zillion gold is still right next to you.  Oh happy day!  You should probably return it to Johnny somehow, but it would be much more fun to blow it on petty frivolities.

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