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If you're a girl...
You fall down a long narrow shaft and barely miss a nasty looking fork that would be very painful to land on if you were a guy. You tumble down the left path and end up sitting on a very plush couch.
"Welcome to my secret underground lair." says a voice that you could recognize everywhere.
"Ronny! Only you could be so bold!" you yell.
"Yes, it is I! Ronny Wallbank, evil twin brother of your beloved Johnny wallbank!"
"He's not my beloved," you say, "We just like to hang out on friday nights and play Gamecube games."
"Don't make me laugh! He is SO your beloved."
"Is not!"
"Are too!"
"Is not!"
"Are too!"
"Wait a mintute... Are too? He are too my beloved?"
"Shut up, you jerk! Soldiers! Take this vile thing away from me! And make sure not to let it gesture wildly! I HATE it when she does that."