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Now's your chance to strike!
With incredible speed you move your feet out to the bonfire while Johnny casts Zone of Britishness on the entire battlefield. The Britishness distracts the Tofu Seven long enough for you to HyperPoke the Priestess of Tofu. Her startled scream turns into a pinpoint of sound as she is sucked away into another dimension. However, your efforts are in vain. The Tofu god has already been summoned.
What is the meaning of this? demands Tofu god. Who summoned me, the Great and Powerful Tofu?
The Tofu Seven point to you in one horribly coordinated movement. You gulp theatrically.
Aren't you a little STUPID to be the Priestess of Tofu? The Tofu god wonders aloud.