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Use new tech "Spank" on it
You form you hand into the ultimate spank of darkness palm (A.K.A. "dark-spank"), a technique which you learned when you touched the powerful relic of darkness. You spank it as hard as you can and as soon as you do a powerful shockwave is emitted throughout your hand and sparks fly from the relic. Then the ground starts to shake.
Acting fast, you dark-spank the ground in front of you. The shaking stops. That'll learn that darned ground to shake while you're standing thar.
You run away, abandoning the powerful relic of darkness, to abuse your new power on something else. Suprisingly you find a stripper, a monkey, and your mom in FIVE minutes. How's THAT for efficiency, Eh?