Invade Libya

Yes, that'll teach them for destroying your brain. Reaching out to the phone, you suddenly discover that your hand-eye co-ordination isn't what it used to be. Six attempts later, and your hand finally lands upon the phone.

The blood pouring out of your ear doesn't seem to be helping your concentration any, and with your memory fading, you can't remember the phone number for your Secretary Of Blowing People Up. Maybe just punching in random numbers will do the trick. Or maybe it's time to do something else..

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