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Bleach your hands
Wishing to wash every last trace of the filthy, filthy gold off of your hands, you grab a vat of pure, undiluted bleach and pour it all over your hands. On the plus side, the bleach washes away any trace of the disgusting error gold. Unfortunately, it also kills all the nerve endings in your hands. When your hands leave the bleach, they feel nothing. You have lost your sense of touch!
Fortunately, lost senses mean you become infinitely stronger, like the bad guy in that one James Bond movie, or Darkman. No more sense of touch now means you can put your hand on a stove and other cool stuff like that. It also gives you incredible strength, but why is never clearly explained.
GAME OVER