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Commit honorable suicide.
No way you're living in an oppressive totalitarian dictatorship written about by George Orwell! Not when simply dying in a totalitarian dictatorship is so much easier! You quickly draw your shiny katana, and drive it through your own stomach. The last thought that makes it through your mind is "Wait a minute, I don't own a katana."
You respawn within Microsoft HQ. To your right is an information desk, to your left, a door that leads to the sunshine and happiness of the outside word. And straight ahead of you is a hallway that seems to go on for miles before fading into darkness. What should you do?