Hide in a rack of clothes

You find an appropriately large clothes rounder and casually hide in the middle of it. A woman comes over, and just as she is about to grab a dress on the other side, you yell out "NO! NO! PICK ME!! PICK ME!!" She runs away screaming. God, you love that joke. As you lay on the floor laughing yourself silly, you notice store security looking down at you.

GAME OVER

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