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Wiggle around a lot and scream incoherently
"OHAUGH AAA PAIN OH IT HURTS AAAH PLEASE LET ME DIE NOW! OOOOOOOOH RAZZA FRAZZA POOTY BAKE! ARGHHH!" you scream, cradling your crippled hand.
"COLD WATER!" you scream, "I NEED COLD WATER!"
A waterfall of cold water descends and neatly covers your head and body. You come to your senses and thank the operator for his help. The water doesn't stop.
You blunder around, trying to get out from under the waterfall, but it follows you around, continually drenching your body. You gibber and scream and rage and moan but it's no use. And it's very difficult to breathe in a waterfall. Finally you collapse and drown.
This time you respawn in an endless cityscape, all tinted strangely green.