Obey the Demon

The entity of darkness on your other shoulder is absolutely right. Those poor saps that face being horribly shredded in the jaws of evil aren�t your problem. You have more important things to do! Like� dusting down that broken table full of old books full of pomes! You know, the one that you�re using the game disk to prop up.

  So you smile a happy smile, and hum a cheerful tune as you leave the building.  You�re so happy and content that you really don�t even notice the horrible screams of the ones locked in the horrible monster�s grasp.

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