Throw them over the fence into your neighbor's yard.

You take the stolen goods and toss them over the fence into the corner of your neighbor's yard.

"Hi-diddly-ho there neighborino!" Flanders says, "I can't help but notice you're tossing stolen goods in my yard!"

"Butt out, Flanders," you say, "Mind your own business."

"Righty-o, neighborroni!"

"That guy creeps me out," you say before tossing a bottle of vodka with a lit vodka-soaked rag stuffed in the neck.