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Level 5
The workhorse level of Error, right in the sweet spot of width and depth. Mathematically this level should have 243 entries and the goal should be to have as close to that number as possible here, for maximum variation.
Current number of Level 5: 157
- A small baby
- AAAAUGH! IT'S A TERRIFYING ERROR!
- Acquire a Whoopee Cushion
- Add the Gold To Your Ever-Growing Bank Account
- Apply for Basketball
- Ask somebody who this "Big Brother" is
- Attack Him Again
- Attempt to bottle the smell of your socks and sell that?
- Attempt to buy a used vinyl record from the booth that sells used vinyl records
- Attempt to buy a weapon from the booth that sells swords
- Attempt to sell the contents of your "chicken bucket"
- Attempt to sell your roommate.
- Awwww, it's a cute widdle error
- Become a Leather Jacket Salesman
- BURN the candy corn!
- Buy a box of sugar snacks
- Buy a cute little teddy bear dressed in a police uniform
- Can I have another doughnut?
- Cast FLORADORAPOREDORS
- Cast ○Darkify on the lightswitch
- Cast ○Fish.
- Cast ○Undarkify
- Cease to exist
- Change your mind about helping Ronny
- Check Out Zoltar
- Close your eyes and think about Betty White
- Close your eyes and think about Dracula
- Come To A Startling Revelation
- Come up with a spell that instantly kills the caster
- Complain mightily to nobody in particular about the black revolver
- Continue to burn stuff up
- Count the pieces
- Crawl onward
- Cry
- Destroy a squirrel
- Destroy a Tennis Racquet
- Destroy the building with your near-endless might
- Destroy the Earth
- Detonate
- Die a horrible bloody and painful death.
- Dig your way out with a spoon
- Don't look behind you.
- Eat a sandwich
- Eat the candy corn!
- Eat the Coin
- Eating gold is dirty and wrong
- Escape Jail
- Examine the whateveritwas, of course!
- Feel around it anyways
- Figure Out What This Thing On the End of Your Arm Is
- Find your lost car keys
- Forcefully Remove your own arm
- Forget those two and focus on ushering in a new age of oppression and tyranny!
- Genocide time
- Get a job as a fire truck
- Get angry
- Get on it like a ham sandwich
- Get out of Limbo
- Get some sausages
- Give a peace offering
- Give him the Double Deuce
- Go after Country Pop Stars
- Go on a Blind Date
- Go on a quest to acquire the Metalic Cyberbowels of Indistructiveness, so you'll never have to vomit anything ever again.
- Go to the back door
- Go to the front door
- Go to the House of Mirrors
- Go to the Spinning G-Force Ride of death
- Go to Wal-mart
- Gouge your eyes out
- Grab the Odd Revolver
- Hand the waiter his own eyes
- Hang Yourself
- Have Bill Gates and Chevy Chase Executed
- Head on down to little Realm of the Undead
- Head to Atlantic city
- Hug Andy
- HyperPoke the candy corn!
- I don't need this puppy garbage. More smashing!
- I'm a bounty, where do I turn myself in?
- I'm selling these fine leather jackets
- Ignore Andy
- Investigate that undulating red spire
- Investigate the puppy carcass
- Just hang up
- Kill Him
- Kill the dentist and eat his brains
- Laugh at Bill Gates and Chevy Chase
- laugh at its small wings
- Listen to Casper
- Look around in terror for David Bowie
- Look at your hands in Amazement
- Look behind you
- Mourn your Victory
- Or don't
- Or have you defeated him? Check closer
- Order the cake
- Overcome the difficulties and get a crayon!
- Prey on the Flesh of Innocent Ocelots
- Pull out a crucifix
- Raise your private army of errors
- Respawn in respawn point 3
- Run around in a purple thing
- Run away and find a powerful relic of darkness
- Run away and find an orange
- Run away in fear.
- Run up a wall
- Savagely beat the teenagers
- Scream incoherently and wiggle around a lot
- See a golden path with my newly awakened inner eye
- Sell Johnny to the pawnshop
- Sell the stuff to a pawnshop
- Sell the violin to George W. Bush
- Sell your soul to the highest bidder.
- Sing along with the king
- Slap the Dragon
- Smack him around some more
- Sneak out into the ceremony and disrupt it
- spray andy with raspberry body spray
- Start a fire, brandish a knife, and have some goat-gyros
- Start a new fashion craze
- Start a vigorous exercise routine
- Stay down there
- Steal his Anime
- Steal the officer's remote!
- Stuff brains back in ears with Q-tips™
- Summon Johnny Wallbank to fight the Tofu God
- Summon Johnny Wallbank yet again!
- Summon Summoney MacSummonSummon
- Take Another Bite
- Take some fencing lessons
- Take the elevator back up
- Take them to Pierre, the World Famous Fencer
- Throw them over the fence into your neighbor's yard
- Try and Escape
- Try to sell the regurgitated error at a shop.
- Turn around and face the mafia men
- Turn around and head back to town
- Urinate all over the greeting cards
- Use the Rocket Launcher
- Viciously taunt Ronny
- Wait, it's just an error?
- wake up
- Wander around Limbo
- Watch all the SpongeBob you can handle
- Watch some Anime.
- Watch the birdy! Smile at the birdy!
- What does that mean? What does any of this mean?
- Whip out your cell and dial Tank
- Wonder aloud what's so serious about a tank rampage
- Wonder idly why you're Barney.
- Wonder why a sandwich would have gold
- Wonder why the narration suddenly changed tense
- Write a letter to your mom
- Yell FIRE!
- Yes it is too much
- Your brains