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Cast ○Fish on the raccoons
As Johnny distracts the Raccoons by allowing himself to be bitten, you gesture wildly and cast ●Fish on the whole lot of them! There is something beautiful about a rain of fish contained within a powerful battle vehicle. The storm of fish slowly recedes to a mere trickle, and you see to your horror that the raccoons were not destroyed by the fearsome fish attack, but on the contrary seemed to enjoy it! They advance upon you and you scream in horror as they open their mouths and...
Lick you! Of course, it's all so clear! Since the Raccoons were sick with rabies, the restorative powers inherent to all yummy fish returned them to their original playful form. Awww, they're so cute. And they're certainly not toying with you or anything.
"Well," the Officer who somehow survived the ●Fish attack says, "You may have defeated my Raccoon forces, but you have made yourself a new enemy! I WILL RETURN!" In a blast of vapor, the Officer and his terrible remote vanish. Congratulations, you have won!