Add the gold to your ever-growing bank account

Why eat gold when you can get 5% annual interest on it? You quickly go to the local bank to make a deposit. Your mouth waters with the anticipation of saving for a rainy day.

However upon reaching the bank you are greeted with the most horrible sight ever seen. One teller and approximately 50 million angry bank patrons, all of whom are waiting in one, massive line. Seriously, this line goes on forever! It never ends! You certainly don't want to wait in line until the end of linear time, but what else can you do?

Push the last person in line so that they fall over and create a domino effect, giving you the chance to run to the front of the line while the rest of the angry bank patrons are on the floor.

Wait untill the end of linear time.

Tell everybody that you will give them a piece of gold if they get out of line.

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