Gouge your eyes out

Your eyes burn with the heat of a thousand suns, as any normal eyes should at this point. Unable to cope with the image of the "secret service" men seemingly burned into your retinas, you gouge your eyes out.

  So now you can’t see.  Gee that was smart.  You stumble about for a while, waving your arms blindly.  Then you fall over.  Well this sucks.  What are you going to do now?

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