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Start a new fashion craze
You decide that when life hands you lemons, you can make lemonade - so you move to the fashion district of New York City and start a company that promotes the new "look" of high fashion, the ocelot attached to the back look.
It's a tough row to hoe, but after many months of promotion and public appearences to promote the look, it seems to be catching on. And then, miracle of all miracles, the world's hottest trendsetting fashion model, Gebella Horsenfacen, is seen in a trendy disco in London with an ocelot attached to her back!!! You've arrived, my son - you've arrived!!!
GAME OVER