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Attack Him Again
You have little recourse but to chop off his other arm.He sighs and leans against a rock. "How am I supposed to work on Bubbles the Cat 2 with no arms?"
"Well, Stevie Wonder plays the piano without arms, I think you can adapt."
"Stevie Wonder has arms, you stupid git!" Johnny jumps to his feet.
"Oh, come off it!" You give Johnny a shove, and with nothing to balance him he falls backwards and down what looks like a very steep painfully rocky hill.
"Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow-OOOOOF!" Johnny uttered the final syllable as he slammed into a rather large rock. "This is a rather bad position indeed." Johnny stated."I suppose I'll just have to murder you."
"How do you propose to-to... gua huma glub glub glah!" You're cut off by your brain suddenly pouring out your nose.