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Eat the Coin
Over the teeth and past the gums, look out stomach, here comes a palm-sized rubber coin.
That was the plan, anyway. It was too hard to chew, so instead you just swallowed it whole. As it turns out, your esophagus is completely unequipped to deal with something of this diameter.
At first, this doesn't seem like such a big deal. It's incredibly uncomfortable, sure, but what's a little discomfort? But after several hours of coughing and heaving and vomiting it shows no sign of movement, and it's getting dark out, and you're getting tired of having an enormous rubber disk lodged in your throat.