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Pick Suzy and Kali and stockpile on octopus meat
After countless random encounter with mutated forest animals, you reach Overon's stronghold. It's suspiciously empty.
Your heart is filled with ominous boredom as you slowly climb the stairs of the main tower, not knowing what awaits you on top. The boredom also seem to affect your companions. Suzy is saying the occasional random Baa, while Kali is counting the number of Baas and then proceeds to divide them by pi.
After what seem like ages, you get to the top of the tower. The rusty hinges of the large wooden door squeak loudly as you open it. From the top of this tower, you can see the entire land beneath you.
Then, you notice the misshapen, deformed fragment of what once was a proud accountant. He looks at you, cleans his glasses, and exclaims, "I am Overon, he who makes mortals snore. You have violated the sanctity of my stronghold - and for that, you shall all perish!"