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Close your eyes and think about Dracula
You close your eyes and think about Dracula. This doesn't help you at all, which was to be expected I suppose. After all, just thinking about the vampire master Dracula won't actually make him come and rescue you right?
It's about then that you notice that the nuclear hand grenades have stopped falling around you. You steal a glance as the small children like creatures, only to see that they have stopped attacking you in favor of defending themselves against an imposing figure in a black cloak. They throw their grenades and attack with their fists, but to no avail. the dark figure kills them all with impressive speed, showering blood with every strike. Finally all of them are defeated. The dark, cloaked figure stands upright, and immediately disintegrates into a swarm of bats. The bats then fly off into the distance with amazing speed, leaving you alone with your stolen house and the single thought of "whoa." You didn’t know that Dracula cared about people like you. It makes you smile.