Summon Johnny Wallbank to fight the Tofu God

Bah! The PETA workers summoning skills are no match for your own summoning skills! You flail your arms like some kind of epileptic and Johnny Wallbank appears with a gentle "bamf".

You and Johnny watch in horror as the Tofu Seven lower their life-forces to nothing and the Priestess of Tofu reads a magic spell out of her copy of the "Universe of the Five Food Groups" and tosses it into the flames.