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Summon Summoney MacSummonSummon
Summoney MacSummonSummon, creator of the summon, appears due to your mis-use of the summon. He takes the summon away. Johnny Wallbank slaps you. In the eyes. You cry. He laughs and says "Ha ha ha. I have slapped your eyes, silly child. And now I must return to my quest that involves slapping peoples' eyes." "I thought you were playing some stupid game?" you say. "Shut up. I don't havbe time for this when I have to be off taking my brain medicine for my countryside madness!"