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Eating gold is dirty and wrong
Didn't your parents tell you not to eat gold? You don't know where that's been! It's probably been through the digestive tract of a dinosaur for all you know!
You feel disgusted with yourself. Wave after wave of deep shame and revulsion rock your body. You feel the overwhelming need to at least go wash your hands, if not more.