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Well those teenagers aren’t going to savagely beat themselves. Besides, they started it.

  You immediately start grabbing teenagers at random, savagely beating them with your massive dinosaur hands.  It immediately becomes clear that your new purple-dinosaur body is far stronger than your old body.  You never knew Barney had this kind of power!  It must be a dinosaur thing.

  With your new dinosaur power and might, you make short work of all the teenagers around you, knocking them unconscious with style and aplomb.  "There’s plenty more where that came from!" you scream, beckoning the other young adults to join their peers on the floor.  However, none of them accept your challenge, they seem to be in shock.

  A lone voice rises up from the 20-or-so teenagers remaining.  A voice that says what’s on the mind of all the teenagers who still stand.

  "Cool!"

  Of course!  The teenagers hated Barney because his television show lacked the one thing they desired: violence!  But now that they have seen Barney savagely beat people, their minds have changed!  The teenagers lift you up onto their shoulders and proclaim you a hero to teenagers everywhere!

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