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Watch all the SpongeBob you can handle
After ordering all kinds of seafood, and locking yourself up in your room (with strict orders to your secretary not to let anyone disturb you on pain of death, even if the rest of the world falls off the face of the universe), you settle down to watch one of the single greatest cartoon shows ever made.
As you soak the humor in, you start to feel a little strange. Almost... squishy. At first you just think that you're identifying very closely with the show's title character, but then you look down at yourself... and...
Horror of horrors, you're a sponge! Where your perfectly normal humanoid body used to be, there is now an absorbent and yellow and porous rectangle. Your clothes no longer fit. Your eyes, nose and mouth are attached to the upper part of the squishy quadrilateral that is now you.
What will you do? What will you do?