Steal his Anime

While normally acting like a frightened wuss and peon, you have done the one thing which can tip him over the edge. NEVER... and I mean NEVER attempt to steal a nerd's anime. In a fit of craziness, the nerd now proceeds to beat you senseless into unconsciousness and even afterwards.

Later you wake up inside a cage hanging above a pool with sharks with frickin' lazer beams on their heads.