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Wee! This is fun! You hop merrily from house to house in the neighborhood, burning them to the ground. The dying screams of men, women, children and pets erupt momentarily from some of the houses, but you don't really care. You continue your pyromanic spree for several hours, until you are unable to move.

 You suddenly feel a heavy, furry hand on your shoulder. Looking behind your back, you realize it's Smokey the Bear!  Looking at you angrily, he asks, "Hold it! Do you know who's been starting all those fires?" 	

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