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Forget those two and focus on ushering in a new age of oppression and tyranny!
Who cares about Bill Gates and Chevy Chase?! You have a new age of oppression and tyranny to usher in, and Lord knows new ages of oppression and tyranny don’t usher themselves in! You immediately strip all humans of all their worldly possessions, and make 15 hours of slavery a mandatory daily activity. Your pathetic human resources work in mines, or build you lavish palaces. Nobody can escape your iron fist! You rule supreme! Nothing can stop you!
Nothing can stop you, except one angry rebel who is rather displeased about your new, super efficient world. All it takes is three bullets from his sniper rifle to permanently remove you from power. Your slain body falls to the cold, hard earth, inspiring a great cheer from your newly freed slave people. You respawn in the Realm of the Undead, a place where terrible mockeries of mortals roam free. In no time at all, you start hating them. Accursed undead beings. Then you realize that you respawned as a vampire, and thus have all the powers of a vampire. That’s pretty cool.