Head to Atlantic city

You sell your shoes for 7.58 fortunes and by a bus ticket to go to Atlantic city.

On the way there you realize that you could have just clicked your heels together to get there instead of wasting money on bus fare! Then you realize Atlantic city is a resort town for senior citizens!

YOU STUPAHDDDD, BABYYYY!!!!!

p.s. (think of a chinese man saying this phrase, and it's funnier)

Unfortunately you arrive in Atlantic city with only 7.57 fortunes left. So you try your luck at the slots. You lose a fortune. You try your luck at craps. You lose a fortune. You try your luck at poker. You lose a fortune.

If you keep this up you'll be poor again in no time! Then you think to yourself,"Maybe if I buy a ___________, my luck could change for the better."