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Ahh, vicious taunting. Back in high school you were on the varsity vicious taunting team. Those were the days. You try to remember all your best vicious taunts, and focus on your target at hand: Ronny Wallbank!

  With your best mean-spirited smile, you look up at Ronny and say, "You mean to tell me that you spent all your money on Mafia accessories?!  That’s stupid!  You’re stupid!  I hope you die in a ditch!"

  Ronny turns to face you, and says, "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me."

  "I’d rely on cliché old sayings too if I was as stupid as you!"  You grin maliciously, waiting for your sharp wit to take effect.

  Ronny smiles, "Nice try, but it will take better putdowns then that to get through to me!"

  He’s trying to turn the tables on you!  The time has come for your all-out attack.  You glare sinisterly at Ronny and say "You're a big, bed-wetting doody head!"

  "What?  That’s stupid."

  "Not as stupid as your face!"

  The tears start to well up in Ronny’s eyes.  "It’s true!" he sobs, "My face is stupid!"  With that he runs from the room, sobbing hysterically.  You’ve crushed Ronny Wallbank’s soul!  Good work!  Now all you have to do is somehow free yourself from the chair without getting murdered by the remaining Mafia types.

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