Watch the birdy! Smile at the birdy!

You watch the birdy. It's quite a nice birdy, so you smile at it contentedly. Who knew such happiness could be gained by simply watching the birdy.

Suddenly,a bright flash of light blinds you. When your vision clears, you see a man with a camera, and the birdy, cast aside, lying on the ground.

Your emotions immediately turn to anger. The birdy was nothing but a ruse, a crule trick to force a smile out of you, so that your likeness could be transfered to a piece of paper! How could they use you like that?

At any rate, you're not going to put up with this. You quickly begin plotting the revenge that you shall bring upon the one with the false bird!

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