Sell the stuff to a pawnshop

The guy at the pawnshop looks at the items and sneers at you. "Why, these are fool's items! A similar product to fool's gold! You must be a fool!" The pawn shop guy starts laughing insanely at you.Then the walls start dripping blood. The guy starts laughing more insanely. Pretty soon, he coughs out his lungs! The lungs then start attacking you!