Call for Mommy

Well, Ok then. If that's what you really want. You wave your hands around, swirling magicks weaving around you, multi-hued and sparkling. The spell is cast, and she appears. Mommy. MOMMY!! You dissolve into a puddle of tears. "MOMMY!! I'm so scared, all this weird stuff is happening, and I appear to have magic powers, and I don't know what to do!!!" And that's when she slaps you one.