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Sing along with the king
You’re obviously going to die a very painful death, so why not enjoy the king of rock ‘n roll while you still can. With your dying breath you sing along with the immortal words of Elvis. The song ends, but strangely, you don’t die.
Another song starts, this time by "Meat Loaf". Again you sing along, and continue to live. You repeat this process again for Offspring, Saliva, and Billy Joel, feeling better with every glorious classic note. By the time you get to Smashing Pumpkins, all the pain brought by eating raw error has left you. You have become the first person to be healed by rock n’ roll! Cool!