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All this thinking about fences and fencing has made you yearn for fencing of a different sort. You desire to learn the ancient and pretty darn cool art of swordplay. Without delay, immediately head off to your local school of swordplay, conveniently located right next door to the local Whataburger.

  "Welcome to Al’s School of sticking pointy things into things that scream and bleed," says a guy you presume to be Al.

  "Thanks" you say, "Is it alright if I pay with this table and chair?"

  "Sure!" says the assumed Al.  "Now what kind of sword would you like to learn how to use?"

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