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You take a deep breath, and say FLORADORAPOREDORS, causing the emergency sprinkler system to go off. The powerful spray of water sprays water all over the non-waterproof laser. The beam immediately disappears, as the laser short circuits and shuts down. Now all you have to do is escape the platform you are strapped to. You try wiggling around a lot, but it doesn’t work.

  Suddenly a voice breaks the silence like a brick breaking some poor sap’s window.  The voice of the evil Ronny Wallbank!  "So," he says, smiling evilly, "You managed to shut down my evil laser of excruciatingly painful and bloody death."

  "I though you gave up," you say.  "Shouldn’t you be off somewhere bemoaning your failure as a villain?"

  "No!" cries Ronny, "I’m a good villain dangit!"

  "Don’t you mean a bad villain?"

  Ronny’s eyes burn with rage.  "Don’t correct me!  I know what I meant!"

  Aha! Now to take advantage of Ronny’s moment of weakness!

  "Did I mention that you’re a failure as an evil villain?"

  "SILENCE!" screams Ronny.  "I hold all the cards in this game!  Your life is but my plaything!  Your future is in my hands!  BWAHAHAHA!!"

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