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Become a leather jacket salesman
The words of the bored policeman echo in your mind. "You'll have to find some other way to spread misery to others. I think you've got something in that jackets thing." Never before has your destiny been explained to you in such a clear way. You are to become a leather jacket salesman!
You immediately get to work, setting up shop in the middle of the downtown district, and using your underground leather jacket Mafia connections to stock up on the finest leather jackets available. The second you open your store becomes the most popular in the area. You’re so successful that you can retire by the end of the month.