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Have Bill Gates and Chevey Chase Executed
Being the corrupt and evil leader you are, you quickly use your world tyrant authority to imprison both Bill Gates and Chevy Chase. Like Stalin from days of old, you set their dates of execution for next week, knowing that any information that they may have against you will die with them. All is well with the world.
Unfortunately, two days before their public execution, their private armies break them out of your jail! Not good! You have your top secret ninja force scout out their locations and bring you a full report. According to them. Both of the former world tyrant candidates are holed up in the mountains with enough weaponry to put a sizeable hole in the earth. What should you do to eradicate the threat they pose to your perfect empire!