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Burn the house down
It’s been awhile since you’ve had the opportunity to cause a blazing inferno. You get some gasoline out of the cannibal fat people’s garage and pour it all over the house. Johnny helps. Soon the entire house is soaked with extremely flammable liquid. You finish off by trailing a long line of gasoline out the front door, then casting a lit match upon it. The flame quickly snakes it’s way into the house, and in almost no time at all, the entire house is ablaze! It looks really cool, burning down to the ground like that.
Then, as the house finally starts to collapse, you realize that poor Johnny Wallbank was still in there. Oh well, he’ll just be unsummoned back to England.