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Level 4
Now we're getting somewhere. There are now 81 entries on this list, but each should leading to three level 5 entries. Here is a list of Level 4 entries that are tagged to show they have missing options. The goal is to move as many orphaned and deep entries as possible to fill in these missing options. Rewrite existing entries if you have to. Barring that, write new entries until Level 5 is fully filled out.
- Attack and Dethrone God
- Attack the Alien
- Bash that boy band singer!
- Bash that sandwich!
- Become a Tier One Operator
- Burn the house down
- Cast ○Darkify
- Choose the Beretta
- Conquer Earth
- Enter Virtual Reality
- Examine the corpse further
- Fetchez le vache
- Fight Harold
- Find out what it is!
- Get Drained
- Get Squished
- Go ahead and jump out that window
- Go beyond the stairs
- Go down the Stairs
- Go up the Stairs
- Grab a Table and Chair and Start a Bonfire
- Grab a table and chair and wait to be served
- Hand Over The Crayon
- Head to the tavern to assemble your party
- I'm selling these fine leather jackets!
- Ignore the Alien
- Invoke a Dark Power
- Mention you're interested in The Revolution.
- No, really break the unbreakable bowling ball
- Panic and cast ●Nukeify
- Play for yourself a sad song of sympathy on the worlds tiniest violin
- Play in a Wagon
- Press onward
- Pull out my Bowie knife and insert it in his eye.
- Quickly down a Potion of Ipecac
- Remain ignorant
- Resign yourself to your fate
- Roll doubles
- Say, "I'll never join you!"
- Scream and Flail your Arms
- Scream really loudly and rock back and forth like you're having a seizure
- sing the Barney Song
- Steal everything in the house
- Summon Johnny Wallbank again!
- Take a stroll downtown
- Try to find a Mirror
Now here is the full list of level 4 entries.
- Annihilate China
- Attack and Dethrone God
- Attack the Alien
- Attack with your Sword
- Bash that boy band singer!
- Bash that sandwich!
- Bash that small puppy!
- Beat Up That Nerd
- Become a Tier One Operator
- Burn the house down
- Call people up on the phone and tell them you're the President
- Cast ○Darkify
- Cast ●Portal of Hell
- Choose the Beretta
- Choose the Desert Eagle
- Conquer Earth
- Consume the entire bowling ball
- Continue To Watch The MEPA Soldiers
- Destroy a car
- Enter Virtual Reality
- Examine the corpse further
- Examine the Gold
- Examine the Rubber Coin
- Fetchez le vache
- Fight Harold
- Find out what it is!
- Flee the Bunker
- Get Drained
- Get Sliced
- Get Squished
- Go ahead and jump out that window
- Go beyond the stairs
- Go down the Stairs
- Go to Limbo
- Go to the Carnival
- Go up the Stairs
- Grab a table and chair and RUN AWAY
- Grab a Table and Chair and Start a Bonfire
- Grab a table and chair and wait to be served
- Hand Over The Crayon
- Head to the tavern to assemble your party
- I'm interested in Becoming a Bounty Hunter
- I'm selling these fine leather jackets!
- Ignore the Alien
- implode into less than nothing while defying all laws of physics
- Inhale the gasses!
- Invoke a Dark Power
- Jump on a rock and scream!!!
- Let Him Hit You
- Make the Secret Service agents dance
- Mention you're interested in The Revolution.
- No, really break the unbreakable bowling ball
- Panic and cast ●Nukeify
- Play for yourself a sad song of sympathy on the worlds tiniest violin
- Play in a Wagon
- Press onward
- Pull out my Bowie knife and insert it in his eye.
- Quickly down a Potion of Ipecac
- Remain ignorant
- Resign yourself to your fate
- Roll doubles
- Say, "I have a MIGHTY NEED to use the restroom."
- Say, "I'll never join you!"
- Say, "Okay, I'll help you!"
- Say, "Take me to your leader!"
- Scream and Flail your Arms
- Scream really loudly and rock back and forth like you're having a seizure
- Search the Bunker
- Seek Answers Within
- Sell the bottle on some kind of online auction!
- Shatter the Bottle!
- sing the Barney Song
- Steal everything in the house
- Steal that tank!
- Steal the House Itself
- Sue AOL
- Summon Johnny Wallbank again!
- Summon Trogdor, the Burninator
- Take a stroll downtown
- Telefrag the Error
- Try to find a Mirror
- Unlock your full potential