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Being the great humanitarian you are, you bring your vase down upon the head of a nearby boy band singer, effectively slaying him. This causes two things to happen.

  1.  Millions of girls not old enough to date lock themselves in their rooms to sob for hours about the loss of their idol.

  2.  Everybody who listens to real music considers you a hero for ridding the world of a horrible singer.

  You feel kind of guilty about the sad middle school girls, but it’s a small price to pay for the removal of a horrible boy band singer.  Also, it’s kind of nice being adored by all fans of all other music genres.  Maybe you should kill pop singers more often.

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